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Fic--"A Couple Of..."--PG-13
Title: A Couple of Damn Dumb Motherfuckers
Author: Rubyfruit Pixie
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: PG
Warnings: Profanity, mild drug use (if Liquid Darkness qualifies)
Disclaimer: Disclaimers are still like an endless waltz in which I must remind you that I do not own Kingdom Hearts, but I do own this story.
A/N: This is the best title I've ever come up with. Yep. Breakup fic time! Or, rather, the aftermath of one.



Riku sighed. How he loathed playing the bad guy like this. How he hated having to tell Kairi that he could not give her what she needed, and wishing her well. He threw an empty bottle into the nearest trash can, and Sora frowned.

"Is it about Kairi again?"

Riku nodded. "Yeah, yeah."

Sora rolled his eyes. "What'd she say?"

"She said that it was okay," Riku answered, "That these things happened and that we're still friends, but I can't come over to her place for a week or two."

Sora smiled. "Sounds like Kairi. ...Eww, you're drinking that stuff again?"

Riku nodded. "It's not that bad."

Sora cringed. Liquid Darkness was supposed to be very toxic, yet...

Riku asked, "Do you think that Kairi would've been happier with you?"

Sora sighed. "Nah. I don't think that she'd be any good for me, either. I'd worry all the time and I wouldn't be able to get anything done."

Riku finished off his second small bottle of Liquid Darkness and sighed. "I am the scum of the earth."

"If I was in your shoes, I'd probably force Kairi to break it off herself," Sora said, "So which one is really worse in the end?"

Selphie walked up to the two boys and said, "Hey! What are you two doin'?"

"Well, Riku's drinking that nasty black stuff and having a pity party," Sora said, "And I'm along for the ride. Wanna join us?"

Selphie sighed. "Nah, I've got stuff for Kairi."

Riku smirked. Probably some small gift or something, as if Kairi really valued such trinkets. Which she probably did, but anyway. "Good luck," he said.

"Here's to us," Sora said, "The worst boyfriends ever!"

"No," Riku said, raising his third bottle of Liquid Darkness for the day, "Here's to a couple of damn dumb motherfuckers who don't know how lucky they really are."


~End~